this will never not be funny
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I swear to god those are 3 different men
Dean, don’t you think I am puurrrrrrrrfect?
THE SOUND THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS NOT HUMAN
Mona Lecter | Will With the Pearl Earring | American Gothic - The Cannibal and his Wife
Today in my english class we were discussing about the topic “should we talk to strangers on the internet?” and they were like “OH NO OMFG WE CAN NEVER DO THAT” and i was like
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
↳ June 19, 1983
#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous
This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.
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